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16 Things That All MARRIED Couples Do but Would Not Admit To Anyone

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When pairs first move in together, it begins rather tame. The place is clean, private bathroom time and all are in best mode. But behind closed doors things are escalating rapidly.

Join us today laughing about the weird things couples do when they get too relaxed.

1. Regular B.O. performance and breath controls to ensure that both of you smell new

Cute Things That All Couples Do but Wouldn’t Admit to Anyone

2. Hanging out together naked, preferably not while cooking

Cute Things That All Couples Do but Wouldn’t Admit to Anyone

3. They stop hiding their farts and burps. They Instead, they give props for the really big ones

Cute Things That All Couples Do but Wouldn’t Admit to Anyone

4. Sharing their food even though one of you does not really want to

Cute Things That All Couples Do but Wouldn’t Admit to Anyone

5. Offering each other credible fashion advice

Cute Things That All Couples Do but Wouldn’t Admit to Anyone

6. Taking smart images of each other doing cute, stupid, and simple annoying stuff

Cute Things That All Couples Do but Wouldn’t Admit to Anyone

7. By establishing clear scooping guidelines from their start

Cute Things That All Couples Do but Wouldn’t Admit to Anyone

8. By spending hours attempting to choose places to eat, they then go to the same old spot you always end up at

Cute Things That All Couples Do but Wouldn’t Admit to Anyone

9. They Have prolonged discussions while in the bathroom

Cute Things That All Couples Do but Wouldn’t Admit to Anyone

10. They Suffer through summer-time cuddles

Cute Things That All Couples Do but Wouldn’t Admit to Anyone

11. They then turn into one big love burrito during cold seasons

12. They treat pets as if they were their children

Cute Things That All Couples Do but Wouldn’t Admit to Anyone

13. They Shower together to save water in the taps and get back scrubs

Cute Things That All Couples Do but Wouldn’t Admit to Anyone

14. They secretly binge as they watch bad reality TV shows together as they laugh

Cute Things That All Couples Do but Wouldn’t Admit to Anyone

15. They randomly belt out sweet love song duets at the top of their lungs

Cute Things That All Couples Do but Wouldn’t Admit to Anyone

16. They usually have a friendly fire. And if aggressive ends with an agreement



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