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If Twitter Was A High School See The Kenyan Who Would Be The Dinning Hall Prefect!

A hilarious account of renowned Kenyan personalities and who are professionals per excellence in their fields of expertise.

If Twitter were to be a high school:

Lawyer Donald B Kipkorir-C.E.O, KTK Advocates

He would be the guy with the most tuck and the most sucked up to, so he can share.

Economist Prof David Ndii

This one would be the one reminding the teacher to give us more and more maths homework. 

Journalists/cartoonist Patrick Gathara

He would be the one with a gazillion stories as to why he didnt do his homework.

Lawyer Ahmednasirlaw

He would be the on trying to bribe teachers for good grades.

Economist Wehliye Mohamed

He would be the one doing everyone's prep for small change and lending out dosh at exorbitant interest rates.

LSK President Lawyer Nelson Havi

He would be the guy putting up his hand for more paper 3 minutes into an exam.

Dr. Ezekiel Mutua

He would be self proclaimed prefect and would list everybody including the classteacher as noisemakers.

Hon Moses Kuria

He would be the ADHD kid terrorising folks for their lunch.

Its Mutai

He would be the kid on a bursary and most of his time would be preaching. Missionary's kid.

Senator Kipchumba Murkomen

He would be the kid with githeri for tuck.

Machakos Governor Dr Alfred Mutua

He would be the kid trying a tweng and telling fibs about how he has gold plated bathrooms and toilets at home.

Blogger Dennis Itumbi

He would have been the 11 year old in class one repeating for the 4th time. Yet chuffed that he was brighter than the 6 year olds at the beginning of each academic year.

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