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"Hii Ni ya wale wa Academy," Hilarious Mathematics Love letters that will break your ribs

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By Bobo14 | self meida writer
Published 23 days ago - 0 views

MATHEMATICAL LOVE LETTER

I Discovered a letter written by one of the maths students to a girl at a secondary school.

Here is what the guy wrote;

"Dear Pearl,

With reference to the syllabus of my feelings, I want to prove that the locus of my point is directly proportional to your heart. On seeing you, I feel like a triangle with only 2 angles, the third one being you. At times I feel like a circle without a circumference and a tangent without a gradient. We are like two simultaneous equations without solutions.

You never seem to notice that I am a point lying at your linear equation. Your smile make my mind rotate 360 degrees anticlockwise and after applying a translation, I finally get your image. You are factors of a quadratic equation but still feel two disjoint sets. You are the hypotenuse of my right angled triangle and on using either sine or cosine, we can obtain a real solution.

I tried to deal with you on a calculator version but the probability of success is very low. My letter consists of only one section to be answered without a calculator and the answer is to be given "Yes" in three significant figures. My life without you is like coordinates of a quadratic turning point. My love for you is infinite like the graph of Tan 90 and Tan 270 degrees.

Please be mine.

Yours Mathematical Xxxx."

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