During burglary in Zimbabwe, the incline shoplifter shouted to everybody in the bank: "Don't move, the currency belongs to the state
Your being belongs to you"
Everyone in the edge laid down quickly
This is called "Mind shifting concept"
Shifting the conventional technique of thinking
When the female arrange on the move provocatively, the shoplifter shouted at her: "please be civilized! This is a mugging not a rape!"
This is called "being professional"
When the series rubbers returned home, the younger shoplifter (MBA-trained) told his elder burglar ( who has merely finished day 6 in initial school): "Big Brother, let's calculate how to a great extent we got"
The big pickpocket rebutted and said: "You awfully stupid, near is a result greatly currency it will hire us a stretched time to count
Tonight, the TV news will hint us how a great deal we rubbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience"
Nowadays, undergo a new weighty than document qualifications! After the rubbers had left, the tilt administrator told the rank boss to baptize the supervise quickly
But the superintendent alleged him: "Wait! assent to us win out $10 million from the lean for ourselves and improve it to the $70 million that we be inflicted with before embezzled from the bank" This is called "Swim with the tide"
Converting an inauspicious job to your advantage! The boss says: "It will be lovely if nearby is a break-in every month" This is called "Killing Boredom" delicate happiness in new Central than your job
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